Date: Thu, 03 Feb 2000 17:32:34 -0500
Subject: Parody Baptist website

The "Landover Baptist Church" welcomes the godly at
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
They specifically warn that the "unsaved" are not welcome, however. (Confidential informants suggest to me that might indicate they are imposters, since evangelical Christians never renounce a chance to save sinners.)

Like many Southern Baptist congregations, they expend their arrows not just on Atheists, Satanists, and other secular humanists, but also on the Scarlet Woman. The report of their secret investigator in Rome might be worth a look; parts of it are more subtle and witty than the crude teaser on their home page.

--HSC